REEL FisherGirl: You Know You're A FisherGirl When....

You find a Bobber-buried in your purse.
When pulled over by the cops-while flashing a flirty smile-you reach for your fishing license.
You carry a pair of needle nose pliers EVERYWHERE.
You've thought about using one of your flashy earrings-as a LURE.
You carry a roll of toilet paper-In your tackle box.
Your thought of a "Hot Date" is a day out-On The Fishing Boat.
You used your Beaded Necklace-As Fishing Line.
Your collection of scents at home-Includes Stink Bait.
Your favorite fishing dock-Has an Outhouse close by.
You have used your Fingernail Clippers-to cut the Fishing Line.
One of your favorite places to shop is-Bass Pro
You wanted your Wedding Theme Song to be "You and Me Goin Fishin In The Dark"
On your Honeymoon you caught more fish-than HIM!
You used a pair of Fishing Flies as Earrings.
One of your biggest secrets is-You have Poison Ivy-In the "Rarest" of places.
Your Sexy Lingerie is a Pair of Boxers-With Fish On Them.
Your Gift every Mothers Day is a Fishing Pole.
You've used your Fabric Tape Measure-To See if you had a "KEEPER"
You've mistaken "Fish Scales" as Glitter.
You couldn't be intimate on your Honeymoon because-After fishing all day on the boat-you received a Third Degree Sunburn.
Your current perfume is Avon "Skin So Soft" to keep the bugs away.

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